Fake Tales of ________

This picture is in direct retaliation for all the incredible pictures @youngneilyoung, @dmarkows, and @lindstish have been posting of Colorado all week #NJ

at Princeton Battlefield State Park

Bet you can’t guess which is mine. (at New Brunswick Parking Authority)

at Monmouth County Courthouse

My mom and her cool (temporary) tattoo.

at The Stone Pony

All about those shitty pictures tonight. (at The Stone Pony)

He’s not giving us the finger, I swear. (at The Stone Pony)

A shitty picture of @youngneilyoung and @michaelsuprcolr cc: @staticjacks (at The Stone Pony)

Not much “sole.” (at Casa Del Sole Motel)